The internet is awash with generic “inspirational” quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there’s nothing you’re not capable of when you put your mind to it. And who knows, maybe they have a point. But for those people who are tired of being life-coached by some faceless spewer of truth and wisdom, this Instagram account is for you.
It’s called “Unspirational”, and as you can see from the hilarious quotes below, that’s precisely what it is. Think you’re special? You’re not. You’re only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What’s the point? You’ll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked! Scroll down for more uninspiring quotes, and don’t forget to vote for your favorite!